Random Search Terms

I was checking out some of the random search terms that have brought people to my site and some of them had me cracking the hell up.  One thing is for sure….people seemed to google Valerie Bertinelli A LOT.  They seem to be especially interested in her, um, farts.  Seriously.  I have one post that mentions Valerie Bertinelli.

So here are the search terms that I thought were random, along with my commentary about them.

• pictures of valerie bertinelli
• valerie bertinelli legs
• what size is valerie bertinelli 2012
• valerie bertinelli
• valerie bertinelli photos
• valerie bertinelli fart
• valerie bertinelli flatulence
• valerie bertinelli farting
• sock hole – I wrote about having to toss my fav pair of socks here.
• holy sock
• girls with retainers – I did get a retainer, but I find it weird that someone searched for girls with retainers.
• women wearing retainers – but no – they also searched for women wearing them!
• spring loaded retainer mouth – lol?
• can cracked plastic retainers be repaired – why yes, they can.  I used super glue.
• outfit of the day – I don’t post outfits of the day, so I don’t know about this
• look at me im naked – I fairly certain I never posted those words…
• pink horses – doesn’t everyone have a pink horse room?
• pearing knife use for appetizer – seems like a very broad search
• locker missing shoes – my shoes did go missing at the gym, never to turn up.
• “her feet smell” – Boof’s feet smell like corn chips
• caffeine bomb for a migraine – it works!
• mail call the mail it never fails – blue clue’s song? I do sing it, but I don’t think I’ve blogged about it.
• ohio stripper valerie – I swear I’m not a stripper. They must have been disappointed to get to my site and see my pictures! LOL!
• you think your life is bad – I don’t know whether to laugh or be offended that this led someone to my blog.
• “i was drunk” – well, I guess this is fair.  I probably said this.
• brad peacock las vegas nv – I have no idea who Brad Peacock is.
• four day old coffee make you sick – hmm, don’t know if it will make you sick, but it doesn’t sound good.
• cooklo manik – huh?
• teenwolf fox – I do like me some Teen Wolf – the original movie, not the dumb show.
• who said thats what we bought thats what we paid for and thats what we want – I have no idea.  It wasn’t me.
• real life ladybugs – as opposed to fake like ladybugs?
• teen wolf dressing room – someone must have been looking for the sex scene in the dressing room where he says “You are an animal, owwWWWW”.
• the coloring barn cats – Sometimes I call Lo barncat
• does out of date reese’s peanut butter cups belong in the trash or the compost – in your mouth dummy!  Those don’t REALLY expire.
• can granola be added to peanut butter and fluff sandwiches – put whatever the hell you want on your sandwich.
• we did a good job on the christmas – apparently we did a good job on Christmas if this search term led someone to our site!
• picture of coffee in a measuring cup – why?
• broke my toe – that happened.  Actually it still hurts, so I guess maybe it was a ligament issue.

In other random news, when I was making Nutella doughnuts (or is it donuts?), I dropped a bit of nutella on the counter and it looked like a mustache.  I hate our countertops.